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Available time (to the tune of Stayin Alive)
You can tell by the way I tech my calls
I'm an Earthlink drone, tied to this phone
Customers shout, piss and moan
I cant wait, till I get home
but its alright, its OK
Idiots cant kill my day
we cant try, to understand Earthlink screws with every man
Whether your in CS or chillin like a PS
It's Available Time, Available Time
5.0 is acting crazy and customers are lazy
It's Available Time, Available Time
Ah ha ha Ah Available Time
I tell this lady, her PC died
I feel bad as she starts to cry
Then i recall she's on my phone
why cant this chick, leave me alone
It's alright it's ok
I'll hit release anyway
Customers just, don't understand
the mute buttons at my command
Whether your in CS or chillin like a PS
It's Available Time, Available Time
5.0 is acting crazy and customers are lazy
It's Available Time, Available Time
Ah ha ha Ah Available Time
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Aux Aux Baby (to the tune of Ice Ice baby)
Yo, SOD, Let's Kick it!
Aux Aux baby, Aux Aux baby
All right stop, don't take that call and listen
Aux is here, it's not a brand new invention
Nothing, will make me take a call rightly
I'm in Aux 7 daily and nightly
Will I ever stop yo? Hell No!
When I'm in Aux my rhymes flow
It hardly seems real how I can do it
so listen up yo I'll talk you through it
Slack, hit the button and go to aux 1
I'm fillin your brain with ways to have fun
Crazy, when I pimp my aux always
gonna be the start of a brand new work craze
Of course you'll love it, it's the only way to stay
when you listen to me you'll never work just play
The idea will spread like a deadly cancer
customers don't call if you don't answer
Aux Aux baby, It's Always Aux Aux baby
Aux Aux baby, It's Always Aux Aux baby
Now that the state is changing
the aux order you start arranging
Quick to the auto in when SODs callin
or in the pit of write-ups your fallin
light up my phone with the changing aux modes
am I walkin or in agent dev overload
its no good to try and track me
every PS wants to attack me
because they know I know what they don't
think I'll take they juice but I wont
I don't want to be a company PS
it's easier to stay in aux and BS
This idea is gonna spread like a cancer
customers don't call if you don't answer
Aux Aux baby, It's Always Aux Aux baby
Aux Aux baby, It's Always Aux Aux baby
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Can't tech that (Kinda like can't touch this, i suppose...)
Your questions gets me funky, makes me freak
Makes me say "Tip of the Week"
Thank you for challenging me
I'll back it with my good friend chewy
Chillin' under the enterprise
My tip of the week makes you recognize
A super tech kicking it main
Whats your issue, everythings a pain
1 Phd,
No, make it 3
Wearing the Velcro
Tying my shoes is a pain bro
Busting the funky fixes
While I break out with these chillin' mixes
I got no tool belt
You know that I am nerding hardcore
I got your fix, you ain't coming back no more
Busting out the fixes, dropping the bomb
Nuke and Pave, reinstalling comms
Yo, I got your nerdy ryhmes
Word: its teching time
The mix master style
Mix master flair
Other mofo's can't compare
I don't understand while people make fun of me
Give me a few years, I'll be floating in money
Kickin' old school with my homies
Drinking my juice all old and foamy
Teching calls, just living and chillin'
out of me, these ryhmes come spilling
I cant' control the flow that I bring
I start rapping, these lines I'm fillin'
with style and my ill fixes,
Bustin' out, you know, these chillin' mixes
Chillin' old school
like I did in middle-school
Dungeons and Dragons
Drinkin' ale from flagens
Beating up my friends
dressed in chain-mail
thinking it's the 16th century
this rhyme could not even be made funny
by my main man, word, Bill Murray
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